Adam and Eve
They had to leave
The landlord came down
And found them with no clothes on
Adam said:
"It's all been a dreadful mistake"
The serpent smiled and rewarded him
With
a three piece suit
A packet of condoms
And an AIDS leaflet
He's been fine ever since
But Eve stood her ground
She believed in the goodness of the apple
She believed in the beauty of nakedness
Why
should they give up happiness and resort to hypocrisy
The serpent frowned and spitefully spat:
"The price of love is guilt, my friend
You'll pay that price and make amend"
So he turned her into a sex
object