I have taken precautions
With correctness in play,
There were issued instructions
And I was glad to obey.
There must always be a schedule
An order to things,
A shotgun must be handy
In case a bird sings.
I have knitted pyjamas
The meaning is clear,
The mailbox has been sealed
Removing all fear.
With hoover and washer
The passing of time,
Life can be continued
Avoiding your prime.