In exchange for me

A paragon might come

It is rumoured they exist

That websites have some

In exchange for me

Cleanliness and fashion

Might come in a package

Attuned to your passion

In exchange for me

You could find a lover

Considerate and lithe

So you would need no other

In exchange for me

Obtain someone neat

Not stubborn or annoying

Always ready to treat

In exchange for me

You risk getting a pig

But why should you worry

When you have one already